BANANA RED ALASKA

Hi, it seems that I am presently suffering from labyrinthities which can be cleared up with some penicillen. I just read that Vincent Van Gogh also suffered from this condition (ie not schizophrenia) and that many of his paintings were influenced by the weird dizzy feelings you suffer with labyrinthitis. Its a bit like being in a helicopter that is crashing very slowly until wham it hits you you have to grab onto the floor to stop you falling off. Maybe it has something to do with my apartment being on the 4th floor of that block? I left the window open all night and felt better, but I think I'll start looking for a new flat at a sensible height. you'd been out of touch for some time. I thought maybe you'd got stuck between the manhole cover and the pavement but only as an extended metaphor since your clearly not intent on making your escape, not yet anyway.

Did you see Sarah Palin on TV? She was asked (candidly) what she thought of the Russian threat and replied 'banana red pollute polythene green interface landscape Alaska.' I mean, that's so cogent and we can rest assured that if there is a Russian invasion through Alaska that a coherent defence is prepared. Better still the other guy Obama's VP Geoff Wino Victim (Joe Biden) who said that when the stock market crashed in 1457 Genghis Khan went on TV to reassure everyone in America. That's awfully comforting but you know what the gaffe is? Genghis Khan died 14 seconds before 1457 ever began.